Praise Him With A Twang - Del Way

You Know It's Gonna Be "One Of Those Days" -

when you're just mindin' your own business -

 you stroll past the open refrigerator -

 and a LOAF OF BREAD falls out and

WhOmPs

ya good!!

I CRIED!!!!!!!

But Mommy was right there and gave me some extra lovin' -

I think I'll keep her!!